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They Call it Madness
I am running a March Madness pool over at Draft Day Suit and I have real prizes and everything so come over and fill out your brackets. It isn’t gambling if you don’t have to ante up. What are you...
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Still Counts
As a freelance writer I was totally psyched when I saw this tweet. Me? Popular Mechanics? Tried to attribute? I clicked right over. Here is what I saw. Is that my refrigerator? What the hell? Yes,...
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Exciting and New
For six years the tagline here has been “That’s right. You heard me.” Today that became more than a tagline. I just launched a site called “That’s right. You heard me.” over on the brand spanking new...
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Heads Up
Bear with me for a few quick moments of self-promotion before we return to our regularly scheduled ranting and nonsense. * * * For those of you in the Washington D.C. area my choir is performing a on...
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Two Seven Year Olds Walk Into an Old Navy
On Wednesday, right after school, I took The Goon Squad shopping for fall. Why do I wait until until midway through September to go back to school shopping you ask? Well, one because August and...
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So…
I’m still around. I’m just in other places right about now. Like here: Ranting about how having kids that are close in age is not at all the same as having twins. And here: Talking about my love for...
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Laundry Detergent and Farts
I have left the house three times today and each time I got into my vehicle I had the same reaction. So I did what anyone would do. I told twitter. Later I thought, huh. Maybe I should explain that....
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Things I Learned About Myself While Scanning Old Photos
8 Things I Learned About Myself While Scanning Old Photos 1. I was neither fat nor ugly. I’m not entirely sure why I thought I was. 2. I was also very, very tan. 3. I went to see the Circle Jerks at...
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Yesterday I got an apology that was 22 years overdue. Sort of out of nowhere (sort of not, Facebook and old pictures stir up dusty old memories that we’ve worked so hard to suppress) a guy that dicked...
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I’m on a Plane
I just paid $12.95 so I could complain to you live from the sky. Let’s rephrase that and say that I am going to rant, or wait, musing sounds better. I shall offer you my musings from the sky. There....
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